Why do delivery men have no concept of deadline? It's as simple as keeping to an agreed time of delivery, it's not rocket science. I am yet to have the pleasure of meeting one that understands. They categorically cannot do it.
I'd like to see a delivery man or woman who defies this principal. I just think it would be like some sort of mind-blowing miracle...like a legal high or something.
So on Monday, I was expecting 20 crates of Rockstar energy drink to turn up outside my door @ 9am. I even woke up fifteen minutes earlier - precious sleeping time in a students mental world. Then I was slapped around the face with the harsh words of a call girl from the delivery office.
I'd like to see a delivery man or woman who defies this principal. I just think it would be like some sort of mind-blowing miracle...like a legal high or something.
So on Monday, I was expecting 20 crates of Rockstar energy drink to turn up outside my door @ 9am. I even woke up fifteen minutes earlier - precious sleeping time in a students mental world. Then I was slapped around the face with the harsh words of a call girl from the delivery office.
"Yeh, he's got held up in Poole, he'll be there around 2ish." She sounds more like a meth head on crack. 'Held up' in Poole?! So you've over slept then. Decided to take the morning off have you? Brilliant.
I don't know if you've heard. There's this mysterious object I know of and it can be tied to your wrist. It has magical sticks on it that move round and round. Some call it a watch. If you know a delivery man that has one of these and can use it please let me know. I would like to meet him/her.
MC
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