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'The Perfect Sunday' n. The weather will be overcast and rainy, storming even. A lie-in of suitable proportions should be taken but not so long that the day is wasted. A lazy wake-up at about eleven is perfect. Slowly, make your way downstairs in your dressing gown and have eggs on toast for breakfast with a glass of fresh orange juice. Saunter down to the lounge and assume a reclined position on the sofa in front of the T.V. Chill with the cat, who will already be lazing on the sofa, and watch shitty T.V like T4 or The Crystal Maze for some time. Shower. Prepare the roast. The rain will have stopped for an hour so make the most of it and go for a long walk in the fresh air. Then, eat your roast with all the trimmings to the point where you are so full you're ready to sleep again. Luckily, there is some rugby union on the box, preferably an international. England win, for a change. Light the fire and watch an action film, doze if you want. The shower and bed. Fuck Monday mornings, but you're bloody ready for it!!